Every day is Valentine’s Day if you share your life with a dog. After all, who else loves you whether you have bad breath, a bad day, or are in a bad mood?! Dogs are the ultimate keepers of your heart. Put that love out into the world with dog Valentine puns and share some warm canine fuzzies with others.
If your friends and family are pet lovers (and who isn’t these days), spread some love on February 14th with on-trend, fun, and creative dog Valentine puns. Digital messages and homemade cards with dog-themed Valentine sayings are sure to brighten someone’s day.
If you’re at a loss for words, we’ve got you covered. As Cupid draws back his bow, you’ll be busy sharing these sayings in your cards, notes, and emails.
Funny Dog Valentine Puns
You are paws-itively fetching and I totally woof you!
Pugs and kisses and poodles of love!
I’m not too cool to drool for you on Valentine’s Day!
I Labradore you from here to the moon and back.
You’re the best pet parent in the world fur-reals. No bones about it!
Let’s have donuts because you are my pup of tea.
Hey every-pawdy, I found some-pawdy to spend my life with.
You must be a hole in my backyard because I really dig you, Valentine.
I chews you to be my Valentine, and I Shih Tzu not.
You are a re-bark-able dog parent.
I’m mutts over you 24/7/365.
You are bone-ified pawtastic, so I’m unleashing my love fur you.
I love you from the very depths of my puggin’ heart.
I can’t imagine where I’d Beagle if I didn’t meet you.
I have a Mastiff-sized crush on you, Valentine.
I ruff you so much, I’m barking it from the wooftops!
You must live in the ocean, Valentine, because you give my dog life a porpoise.
Hey mother pupper, you’re the fur-st and best lady in my life!
Puppy Valentine Puns
I get the zoomies because we are roomies.
Urine in my heart forever, so let’s ignore that puddle in the kitchen.
I might be a little ruff around the edges, but you keep me in a paws-itive mood.
A round of a-paws for being the best dog parent a pup could ask for!
I chews you over toys, treats, and naps, Valentine.
You are the ulti-mutt puppy for me, Valentine!
I hope you’ll sit and stay for a while, little one.
I was barking up the wrong tree until you adopted me.
When I look at you, I think to myself what a wonder-fur world.
Why don’t we spoon and cuddle so you can ignore that piddle puddle?
Paw-don me, but you are the most bark-tastic fur-end around.
Romeo had Juliet, but I chews you to be my fur-ever love.
I’m fur-bidden from chewing your shoes, but our bond is for pup-ternity.
You must be a rose garden, Valentine, because I really dig you.
You have the pet-tential to be the ulti-mutt pet parent.
I beg your paw-don, but I am promising you a rose garden.
Dog Themed Valentine Sayings
Doggone it, will you paw-lease be my Valentine?
Don’t go bacon my heart and say you’ll be my Valentine.
You’ve got the key to my heart, so can you open the treat closet for me?
This Valentine’s Day, you are under paw-rest for stealing my heart, Mom (or Dad).
You are the most rebarkable person a mutt could ask for.
Muttin’ could ever come between us, Valentine.
You must be a stick because you are very fetching.
You are my pup of tea, so pour some lovin’ sugar on me.
Whenever you have a ruff day, count on me to make you feel wonder-fur.
You’re a triple threat, mom: Beautiful, dog loving, and simply paw-fect.
You must be a college graduate because you’re my favorite pet-degree.
Valentine Pet Sayings
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you don’t love dogs, I feel sorry for you.
Roses are red, dogs like to bark, let’s spend the day together so I can pee in the park.
Roses are red, violets are blue, thanks for feeding me and picking up my poo.
Roses are red, dogs go bark, take the day off, and let’s go to the park.
Roses are red, daisies are yellow, when you give me tummy rubs, I feel all mellow.
Valentine Dog Quotes
“You do not own a dog. You have a dog. And the dog has you.” – Chelsea Handler
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.” – Charles de Gaulle
“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” – Johnny Depp
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler
“You’ll never walk alone because I’ll always be with you. Love, your dog.” – Unknown“
“I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.” – Doris Day
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” – Ben Williams
“Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.” – Emily Dickinson
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” – Charles Schulz
“The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you trust which is total. You must not betray it.” – Michel Houelleberg
“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.” – Jim Butcher
